you're now entering the ONYX-ZONE!! be cautious, there may be sillyness here!

also be cautious of flashing lights, eyestrain, and some visual clutter

also, there is music on the page that may play automatically when you switch pages and when you click the continue button below (you can pause it) so just a heads up to keep your volume down!

also this will probably SUCK on anything other than computer, sorry about that

learn more about the man (gender neutral) here!

seecret.......... you found the secret.... CONGRATS!! you win nothing ^_^, but you can brag on the comments page if you want